Three clicks of value if you use the top ability only a single time before using the bottom. This card is nuts. It's obviously great versus asset decks, but even against single-remote taggy decks it's worth throwing down.

For those who don't know, the bloop was an extremely loud sound recorded within the Pacific ocean and for years thought most likely to come from an enormous aquatic organism, hence the art depicting a netspace fish and the flavor text hinting at a kind of underwater eldritch horror.