HB Sales Expo 3.0

HolyMackerel 1496

Welcome, welcome, to the Haas-Bioroid wing of the Worlds Expo. My name is Eve, and I'll be your guide for the evenning.

We offer a wide range of activities and products as we pave the way for the future.

Naturally, we sell our patented, world-class bioroids (Adonis and Eve models), at rebated prices for both corporate and private use. Nothings says sophistication and efficiency like a top of the line bioroid to tend to all your needs.

In addition to this, we have a wide range of cybernetics on display in the Cybernetics Court, where you can explore the latest cyber-fashion in a comfortable, welcoming environment. Through an extensive and innovative Archiving system, you can order custom cybernetics for almost every situation.

Of course, Haas-Bioroid is not only about our products, but about our customer service. We always provide comfortable environments close to the Expo for any corporate venture, be it business or leisure. We offer exclusive deals for attendants at our daily panels, so make sure to send your representatives our way.

For our younger audience, we offer a newly developed line of child-friendly bioroids, adapted to be the perfect edutainment for your children. Threedee profile Jackson Howard will be present with his own panel to demonstrate our latest line of cuddly companions and answer any questions you might have.

Security at our facilities is the most effieient and reliable money can buy. Our cyber-security is airtight, with our critically acclaimed, award-winning NEXT suite of ICE bringing up the forefront. This is complemented by custom-made net bioroids, who with sophisticated AI are guaranteed to offer a safe, comfortable environment for our consumers. We have even gone so far as to reroute our SanSan IT Department to the Worlds Expo to work around the clock to alert us for any potential threats before they ever become a serious issue.

In addition to this, we have made contracts with local police forces to ensure maximum security. Our own, private security forces are overseen by the security-adapted bioroids of the Ash series.

We at Haas-Bioroid hope you will enjoy your visit to our displays at the Worlds Expo, and don't be afraid to approach any of our Eve guides if you have any questions.

Haas-Bioroid. Effective. Reliable. Humane.

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The core of this deck is the dumb, dumb combo of Worlds Plaza and IT Department. You can protect your econ assets, your utility assets, and your Department all in one server. Cybernetics court allows you to play passive and click up the Department to stupid, stupid heights. You can use wither Ash or Caprice to protect this server, as this combo is your win condition.

You only really start to score agendas when you get an obvious window and have plenty of cash, or when you have a big IT department to keep EVERYTHING out.

And yes, before you ask, this is the deck for Executive Retreat. it is stupidly, stupidly good here. You'll generally flood towards your endgame, and will begin going to single digits in R&D. Retreat solves both problems in one, and then you can at your own pace score out agendas when you draw them with Daily Business Show.

The flex slots right now are 1 Eve Campaign, 1 Archived Memories, as well as modding the numbers on the ICE. Otherwhise the deck is as tight as a walnut corset.

So far it has gone 7-1 in games, with the loss dropped to a play mistake on my end. Both aggressive criminals and tricksy shapers have fallen before the Worlds Plaza. I've met one Anarch, which was a Valencia-DDoS, but that deck gets pummelled into the earth by Executive Boot Camp.

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