Vizzini's Game of Wits

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Handsome Jack 1638

How to use this deck:

  1. Score Breaking news, Profiteering/TFIN 2: use DBS to speed through your deck and find Traffic Scorch
  2. Agendas are pointless. You should only be worried if they get GFI.
  3. ICE is pointless. Marketing makes ICE less pointless. Marketing plus ICE=Pop-Up Window
  4. Corporate Shuffle your hand if combo pieces aren't showing up

  5. Lily Lockwell Combos if going by Midseason

  6. VERY IMPORTANT RIGHT BEFORE YOU TRAFFIC SCORCH YOU MUST SAY THE FOLLOWING THINGS, OR ELSE YOU WILL FAIL AND CHOKE ON IOCANE:

NBN Executive: You made one of the Classic Blunders!

Clueless Runner: ?

NBN Executive: The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war on the Moon"

NBN Executive: But only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against NBN when death is on the line"!

Runner looks up in horror before being enveloped in a ball of flame

NBN Executive: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

1 comments
25 Aug 2016 Lttlefoot

I'm curious since you are the only deck using this card: What's Hatchet Job for? Is it just meant to surprise someone who goes below 4 cards with a Plascrete Carapace out?

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