R&D Surf Designs

Hey runner gal! Ever tried cyber surf'n? Step into our surf design studio, and we'll hook you up. First you'll need a board. Then a rad trick. Git gud. Get sponsors. Get bigger sponsors. Mooch a ride from Cathy to get to the beach. Then hit the breakers with your brah Jonny. Waves too gnarly? Hook in your fin or look for a better spot. Too big? Stay on terra ferma with Jonny and Jake and show off your new trux. Sponsors pay extra for some skate action. If you're totally epic: show your skate skillz first and surf last click. Wanna ride the baddest raddest wave of all time? Just blow off the cartridge, jammit, slammit, push start button! and get ready for some good times.

"You see megacorps crushing humanity...I just see a gnarly wave, brah."

Update: -3 Personal Workshop -2 Sacrifical Construct -1 Jak Sinclair +3 Modded +2 Deuces Wild +1 Tyson Observatory +1 Escher (Yes this works and is even helpful end game!)