Noisily Kicking Down Doors

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umchoyka 39

Based on @tyrellian 's "Can o' Whupass", only with more cans of Whupass in here.

With all the sniveling pu**ies playing "Noise Solitaire" nowadays, Anarchs are getting a reputation fit for draft dodging, apron pulling momma's boys. SCREW THAT! We're taking to the streets, kicking in doors, and taking whatever we damn well please.

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This deck features even more aggressive card draw. Grimoire is far too expensive, and we don't need the extra virus counters or memory to keep our rig together. Vigil will get us a few extra cards, more if we get it early. Earthrise Hotel is removed in favour of Wyldside, as we're going to be burning through our deck and need as many cards as we can get. All those baby games of Gravedigger, Gorman Drip v1, Incubator, and Hades Shard are kicked to the curb. Ain't nobody got time for that!

What really makes this deck hum are the included D4v1ds and e3 Feedback Implants! With the setup of Hivemind/Progenitor, Darwin, and Virus Breeding Ground, even after a purge there are no servers safe from the breaking power of these combined cards. Sure it's a lot of cards in a combo, but we're drawing so much it won't be difficult to assemble all the pieces. Buckle up, Nancy boy, we're going in!

With Medium and Nerve Agent, you're guaranteed to be looking at 4 cards from HQ and R&D. You want lock down? This is your f***ing lock down!

4 comments
13 Feb 2015 Phoenix

How do you deal with Swordsman as you have only 1 AI breaker and no Parasite? Seems like, at the moment, a server with Swordsman then Quandary does a pretty good job of keeping you out, purge or no purge....

Who runs Swordsman you say? Quite a few people since Eater became a thing.....

13 Feb 2015 Bananifier

Darwin without surge means that the corp can almost certainly create a scoring window by purging virus counters.

Darwin without a sentry breaker means that Swordsman can set you back quite a lot. Besides, you're not playing Parasites either! A server with a swordsman + an etr ice is safe from you for the entire game. With all the Eater hate out there, I think you're gonna have a bad time...

13 Feb 2015 umchoyka

@Phoenix I haven't seen one yet in my meta (including two store championship tournaments and a casual tournament). However, if you hit a swordsman then you're just running the other servers instead.

If they're running 3x swordsman, then they've done it wrong anyway. If it truly becomes a thing that people do, I'd find a deck slot for mimic.

13 Feb 2015 umchoyka

@Bananifier The idea is that with Hivemind (on Progenitor), 2xVBG and D4v1d, you can (after a purge) pump Darwin and double click VBG counters onto hivemind giving you Darwin for anything 4 strength and D4v1d for 5+ strength. If you have e3 out, you can break servers for 1 credit per ice + 1 credit per subroutine.