Instant Ramen. (As easy as boiling water)

A rather strange ID to be given to Jinteki of all factions(Weyland who) but one not to be underestimated.

What can i say about this deck? As easy as making packet noodles.

Put stuff down, play cards, don't make stupid moves and watch the money just flow in.

Why Pālanā Foods?

Money, Money, Money.

You thought Old lady Haas could bring in the dough each turn? Watch as OG Hiro makes it from scratch, bake it and feed everybody. .

Agendas

Corporate Sales Team for more bank.

Global Food Initiative Speaks for itself, i would spring for 3 copies but influence is tight, thing might change but for now you will have to make do with 2.

Nisei MK II has always been an amazing card able to win games and ruin friendships.

The Future Perfect rounds off the list being an all round amazing agenda with the benefit of being able to defend itself.

Assets

Jackson Howard

The man, the myth, the legend, the godsend. you know him, you hate him, you worship him and you run 3 copies of him.

Pālanā Agroplex

To put it simply, Jinteki is the kind of friend who would offer you stolen cookies just because taking the blame alone sucks. You benefit the most out of having the asset out but the runner simply can't overlook getting a free card each turn. Bonus points for not being unique, just don't go out of your way to flood your HQ.

Upgrades

Triple Caprice Nisei and Marcus Batty because it's fun to make the runner pay through a server just to end the run and one Cyberdex Trial just in case.

Operations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc

...oh and Interns to put back Nisei/Batty.

Fast Track is a flexible card which can be changed for something else if needed.

ICE

Solid ETRs for barriers. Eli 1.0 is good enough to pay influence for and Ashigaru is great because of the amount of money you will be making and the cards drawing.

Crick for recursion. Datapike over the usual Enigma because the lost of a hardly matters late game. Lotus Field is solid.

Ichi 1.0 and Assassin for trashing breakers and programs along with one lone Swordsman for Ai breakers.

Final words.

It's fun, it's simple, it could use plenty of work.

Is it competitive? Quite possibly after plenty of testing and refining. Who knows if there will be better cards to update the deck with in the future.

Good luck and let it rain(snow...hail?) credits in HQ.

-TeacupGiraffe