Basalt Fire Sale 🔥 [2nd @ Colorado June GNK]

IAA a Basalt Spire? In this economy?

What are you, a sucker? Or worse: a non-Pareto-optimal consumer of commodity manufactured goods?!

Smart shoppers know: One ADV Is All You Need™️. Whether your revealed preference is to be audacious, or tricksy, or to wait for a fire sale, that Basalt will be sitting in your score area before you know it, to the envy of the Joneses.

Pesky runners got you down? That's why a savvy consumer like you left a in your piggy-bank! Just shift their payoff matrix by 6. Not enough, you say? Well luckily you bought only the best accessories, for another 3 or even 8. You'll have runners saying, "The agenda costs are too damn high!".

Act now, and you'll get not only a coupon for free* instant recursion, but also a full refund* for your ADV trick of choice!

* Milling processing fee required. Unsatisfied customers are entitled to a full refund of their processing free, for which a milling processing fee may also be required.