To the tune of "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire

Do you remember?

All the good times you had with Ken Tenma

Maker's Eye and Legworking agendas

And Sec. Testing remotes all day.

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But you say Andy

Starts with nine in her grip and maybe

That’s enough not to play Ken Tenma

But once you give it a try you’ll say

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Oh, Oh, Oh,

Oh wee oh, say do you remember

Oh wee oh, running with Ken Tenma

Oh wee oh, stealing Astroscripts away.

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You say, “No Prepaids?”

But with Bank Jobs and Siphons and Laundrys

And the freed up influence, Ken Tenma

Doesn’t need those Prepaids anyway.

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Then you say wait now,

The new hotness is those Shapers

But with blue cards and Stimhacks, Ken Tenma

Will help you beat all your friends today.

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Oh Oh Oh,

Oh wee oh, say do you remember

Oh wee oh, running with Ken Tenma

Oh wee oh, stealing astroscripts away.