Alice's Saboteuraunt [1st/3-0 @ GMG Boulder, Nov '24]

You can trash anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

You will trash anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Walk right in it's around the back

Just a half a mile from the railroad track

You will trash everything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Janksgivings ago, that was two years ago, on Janksgiving...

This deck went undefeated at the recent Standard tournament at Grandmaster Games in Boulder, CO.

It's wild to pilot. You barely build a board at all. Just get aggressive immediately and get every Alice trigger and sabotage you can, every turn, and never let the pressure up. Slow down only to get Patchwork going, so you can fly low to the ground on credits.

A couple swaps I forgot to make before the day:

• -1 Botulus
• -1 Privileged Access
• +1 Wildcat Strike
• +1 Paladin Poemu