Pizzagate

MKUltra. Black Orchestra. These conspiracies have been around for decades. Now, from the trash heap of the internet comes the next great conspiracy: #PizzaGate.

Our story starts with an intrepid investigative reporter, willing to risk her life to uncover the disgusting truth behind a seemingly innocuous storefront with devious intent: an unassuming store named Comet Pizza. Through carefully Indexing and cross-referencing a veritable cache of emails, our reporter is able to uncover the truth - and her Legwork earns her quite a bit of internet fame and Notoriety.

How did she know that there was dirt to be found? Let's be honest here: betting on corruption in politics is always a Sure Gamble.