Pharma Bro

Pharma Bro: MEMO to the Sales Team

RE: Rx Pricing

Here's the thing, bros. You don't need to listen to a bunch of downers throwing shade on our business. I mean, seriously, bros. Like, bro, I own the rights to this pill, right? I mean, like, right? Right. So, if I want to jack up the price, that's just good business, bros. Think about it, bros. Don't get it twisted. I built this company, my broham compatriots, cuz I'm, like, an investor to the max, bros. Some people are saying it's a mystery why I'd do something like this, like a 5000% price increase is the worst that could happen. They're asking all kinds of questions, even trying to get the feds involved. Can you believe that, bros? All I'm doing is making sure all the time and effort that went into making this drug turns a profit. These haterz be cray, bros, on the real, tho. So, here's what we do. We put on a happy face and act like everything is flowers and rainbows. This isn't a puzzle, bros. It's just business. Aight, bros, deuces!

(For anyone confused, Google "Martin Shkreli")