Hi, I'm Armand Walker. Welcome to Jackass.

You know what's great? Account Siphon. It's a 15 credit swing for a click! That's bonkers!

You know what's not great? Clearing the tags from Account Siphon. They cost you two clicks and 4 credits unless you play some silly card like Lawyer Up. Don't you hate wasting time and money scrubbing tag after tag? Wish there was a better way?

THERE IS! It's called ignoring them. Welcome to Jackass.

This deck features 12 econ cards, 9 resources that will never stay on the board for more than a turn (so that they can't get trashed because of all your lovely tags), several useful pieces of hardware to make your runs count and keep you alive and siphoning, and 18, count 'em, eight-TEEN cards that trigger Geist's ability. In addition there's only 9 events, so Street Peddler is unlikely to pull more than one. Losing a Siphon is sad times, but there's more where that came from. Also this deck runs Desperado instead of Forger because you really don't want to have a frillion clouds out, and Desperado is just too damn good.

"But Chuft," you probably say, "what about tag punishment cards like Closed Accounts or Information Overload?"

First off, those are fitted snugly in most people's binders. Second, even if a Closed Accounts lands you have 12 econ cards. You will find a way to get that money back. I've been hit with two in one game before and still managed to headlock my opponent. I recommend hanging onto a Dirty Laundry as an emergency fund. In addition, a tagstorm deck that actually runs Closed Accounts is probably full of tagging ICE, which does absolutely nothing to you aside from add more pretty blue rectangles to your collection. Information Overload dies to Faerie, so that's not really a worry.

"But Chuft you sexy sexy man," you cry out, "what about Special Order? You're playing criminal! What if Corroder is the bottom card of your deck?"

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the 18 friggin' cards that draw Geist more cards. Plus you run 3 Spikes and 3 Clone Chips. You'll probably be fine. Probably. If you're really worried about it swap something out for a copy. Just be aware that Street Peddler will almost certainly eat it because that's how luck works.

You'll notice this deck doesn't run a Levy. That's fine. I've been running Levy in Geist since before he came out (because proxies, yo) and I don't think I've played it more than once. This Geist either runs the corp over or falls flat on his face. Geist don't need no safety net.

Have fun!