If I only play good cards, is it really top-decking? (1st)

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PowerBunz 481

This little beaut went 5-1, taking me to 1st place, and 3-1 in two Store Champs in Adelaide (I let my runner down in the second event).

No game went for more than 8 turns. Either the runner was a corpse or they won before the missiles launched.

They're still coming

Best card in the deck is Profiteering. If you don't win with at least 5 bad pub, are you really winning? You're evil and you know it. Go blow up some apartments. You deserve it.

Data Raven on R&D. Every time. No Excuses.

If you don't have an opening hand with at least 2 agendas, mulligan. You don't have a gameplan beyond turn 10. You don't need that long anyway. Just kill people. It's not that hard.

I've wasted my life

Low performers are late-game money, cyber-mines, and the try-hard's tutor. More guns are probably the answer, plus maybe another actual proper tutor, because blowing people up is pretty great.

12 comments
29 Jan 2017 lanadelrael

I've seen this deck blow up a runner on turn 2

29 Jan 2017 PowerBunz

In the last store champ, 3 of the 4 swiss games with this ended on turn 3. Turns out that a turn 2 Hard-Hitting News is pretty good. Who knew?

29 Jan 2017 martinimon

"Go blow up some apartments" "Just kill people. Its not that hard" "Because blowing people up is pretty great" Just a friendly reminder that Argus exist and more brutal than ever.

29 Jan 2017 The Shiny One

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29 Jan 2017 PowerBunz

@martinimonI somehow managed to dodge every single Aaron Marrón at the second store champ in swiss, but played a friendly against an Andy deck. It completely shuts this deck down, and is part of the reason why I'm retiring it.

@The Shiny One They're still alive?

29 Jan 2017 PowerBunz

@martinimon This deck gets completely shut down by Criminal bullshit, which I thankfully dodged during the swiss rounds. You just have to be fast enough to outpace any Speedy McGee you might find.

29 Jan 2017 PowerBunz

@The Shiny One They're still alive?

30 Jan 2017 martinimon

Yeah I bet it has a hard time with some criminal cards. I guess you could just kill them faster or see how well Aaron Prevents a billion tags kill all humans

30 Jan 2017 Chaos Walker

Didn't get to face off against this one, but it was awesome to see it in action. Awesome job!

30 Jan 2017 ZeRogue

@PowerBunz No idea how you missed all the Criminals, I played 3 Andys on the day (and your evil operation stealing Eddie)

30 Jan 2017 PowerBunz

@martinimon @lanadelrael @ZeRogueI hope this deck was as fun for you guys getting blown up as it was for me firing the missiles at you.

30 Jan 2017 martinimon

@PowerBunz I didn't face it on the day luckily, I heard when you manged to boom everyone else though! Sure did feel the missiles when we were practicing prior to the Store Champ though.