Sage is a main breaker

This is a 100% theory crafted deck, and even then, the theory is kinda slapped together. That said, this is such a fun idea for legacy I kinda felt I needed to share its glory.

So, what is it supposed to do? This deck is supposed to utilize Sage, a card often used for its early pressure, and Puffer, a card that only works in combo decks kind of, as your main breakers. Sure, you could use one of the other good-at-things breakers and, you know, not use the worst the worst of the three and not use Puffer. But, would that be nearly as much fun?

So, all that I've figured out that bit and none of the support around it, so I'll explain that first. first you've got to get out Dhegdheer or Dinosaurus to host Puffer or Sage respectively. Hosting Sage on Dinosaurus gives you a strength 7 decoder/fracter for 9 credits and two clicks... or six credits with a modded and 3 with two. Not great, but whatever, this is a thought experiment and, considering this removes a lot of stopping power and is, kind of, worth two of your breakers, this is good. Alright, now you chuck your Puffer Dhegdheer for three, coming to five credits and two clicks for your killer. Add strength as needed. This comes to 8-14 credits and 4 clicks of installing to set up which is probably fine. Nobody else bothers to think about install time except Hayley Kaplan: Universal Scholar (and only because they're showing off) so that probably means we're off to a bad start. Oh well.

Next, because even at the best of times, these aren't the best breakers. Sure, Hadrian's Wall for four credits, whatever, but also Hive for 10. That isn't good. That is ungood. (just in case you forgot, Corroder does it for 6.) Like all problems, this should be solved by throwing money at it and, if you think otherwise, go sit over with the cool kids and play with your filthy Faust, you power gamer. The only money that should definitely go in this deck is Data Folding because, really, what else do you do with a 0 memory setup? Chuck in some Rabbit Hole and Underworld Contact, why not. Oh, and Kati Jones too. I like daily casts, that's pretty cool. What was I doing? Whatever, I think that's enough money. Oh, and Process Automation because I can't have the glory that is Exclusive Party holding this flimsy deck intact. Also Sure Gamble. Don't question me, I just like cardboard munnies.

Decoy, because Staying untagged is cool and sometimes you can't throw money at your problems; Clone Chip just in case; Feedback Filter just in case; Dedicated Processor just in case you meet one of the seven chonky bois (1 2 3 4 5 6 7) or advanceable ice. After weyland advance Hadrian's Wall, this is an excellent prank. No, there isn't any real reason why I use Hadrian as a base line.

Things to look out for: Cortex Lock. Also competitive decks.

Have fun with some Legacy Jank, the best kind of jank, or don't, because who likes legacy online? Make real life friends I guess.

Edit: Gosh I was angry... a few months ago. Oh well