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Citizens of United States, this is your Overlord Donald J. Trump. I have an announcement to make. I present to you, the newest member of my cabinet. This is someone you know very well. Ji "Noise" Rielly!
WHY NOISE?
Well first off, I chose an Anarch cabinet member, because their color is the same as my skin color. Also, Criminals are too obvious and plus most of them are rapists and Mexicans. And Shapers are too green. I'm not a hippie, I promise you, I promise you... Noise is a very tremendous guy. And look at that hair, that's Trump hair right there. Like me he is a Force of Nature and a man of an Emptied Mind! And he REALLY contributed to our campaign (wink, wink).
NOT A MEXICAN!
Ji Reilly is a wonderful runner with tremendous Irish surname. He will get rid of Valencia Estevez, Gabriel Santiago and all the other Mexicans on the web! They are taking our jobs! We are losing our jobs like babies! But don't worry, we will find a very nice place for Mexicans to live! And, I have no idea who this person is, but apparently some guy named David Duke supports him, and gave him a very tremendous program to help him in his quest. Reilly is going to make Netrunner great again!
HE HAS GREAT CHARACTER!
Ji Reilly loves the Second Ammendment, and Showing Off his big guns. He hates the Corps, and he will move on them like a bitch and grab them by the pu$$y. When you're a star they let you do it, believe me. And if he wants to go on Wanton Destruction during a rally with my army of supporters, I will pay all their legal fees. Fear the Masses folks, fear the masses. He will also provide a lot of juicy stuff for the press, I promise you.
HE ASKS QUESTIONS!
Is Obama islamic Kenyan communist? Is Hillary Clinton evil reptillian witch? Probbably not, but do we really want to risk it? There are too many rumors out there. He also agreed to arrange a meeting so that Russians can find those deleted Clinton emails. I love the Russians, I think they are so incredible. Vladimir Putin, great guy, tremendous guy.
P. S.
And anyone who I catch looking at this decklist will be shot! Bigly! https://netrunnerdb.com/en/decklist/37971/hillary-and-bill-stronger-together
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