BAKESALE, Gingerbread and Pan(cakes)chatantra.

TeacupGiraffe 137

Good little Jesminder wants to help her dear sister Akshara Sareen with her political campaign and everybody knows the the The Price of Freedom does not come cheap.

Gasp, whatever will she do?

Lucky for us, little Jes here has an amazing idea. A bakesale to help raise credits for her sister since she Loaf her dough much. (☞^∀゚)☞

So let's bake some Pancakes & Gingerbread and hit them right in their accounts and wallets.

The recipe to success.

Step one. Throw EVERYTHING into the Oven and let it slowly cook until done. Take your time, sip on some Diesel while you wait for everything to be cooked to à la perfection.

Step two. Do ensure you have a good Location for the event. Some word of mouth goes a long way to ensure plenty of sales. Don't forget, special services like door to door deliveries to ensure continued success.

Step three. Whenever you are ready, hit the streets and and go for their Credits. Should they think they can hide agendas behind a safe haven just take their whole wallet if you have to.

Fun fact: Pan(Pronounced Pa-an) mean bread in Japanese so you can give Jinteki players a chuckle before you Account Siphon and Vamp them.

Charm all those pesky sentries and guards with the smell of your freshly made Pancakes while your Gingerbread finishes the job.

If all else fails, some divine intervention is always helpful.

Step four. Keep up the pressure and dig deep for those sales. Your lovely console Maya should help with that along with any problematic issues.

Such as Weyland trying to toast you with a scorched earth.

Too bad they'll have to resort to naan-violent solutions.

...That bread pun is as bad as Weyland ice.

Dohohoho.

Final words?

Not much, this deck is still a work in the making and there is plenty to work on and improve upon. Cards can change and be replaced by other better options when the time comes.

Problems the deck might face will be the corp having a four ice deep server as you only have enough pancakes for 3 people per run, being limited to one run per turn is also an issue seeing as a smart corp player can and will take advantage of that.

3 comments
30 Jan 2016 Zencarrot

"Loaf her dough much." ... ಠ_ಠ

30 Jan 2016 seiya

I would cut your only Vamp to get another Gingerbread, so you can get through another ice without trashing SharpShooter or Deus Ex

30 Jan 2016 seiya

I mean, to save you from using your CLone Chips too soon against glacier decks

Overall very funny idea, I love the flavour :)