Wait, what? Oh... Oh FU-

Do you like provoking questions in your local playgroup? Questions like "Why aren't you playing EtF?" or "Why are you playing the worst econ card?"

Well, this deck is for you! Make friends! Blow up your enemies!

While thinking about the best way to win in this meta, I weighed up the options. Scoring out? Taggy-switchy stuff? Losing? Screw that. Just nuke everyone.

Sure there's some meat damage protection and tag prevention out there, but do you know what they usually can't deal with? Two more missiles straight to their faces, thanks to a sea of tags.

There's two good reasons for playing this deck in the worst ID. Firstly, no one has any idea why you're playing this awful thing, and so you come in with the element of surprise. Secondly, it turns out that using your expensive but valuable assets to force the runner into a no win situation, where either way they end up with less credits than you, is a really good way to blow people up.

I don't think I've ever bothered trying to score an agenda with this deck, and you shouldn't either.

ICE is chosen exclusively to be annoying. Sadly there's only room for one Architect since influence is so damn tight.

This deck is pretty alright, I guess. I don't know, just go blow people up or something.