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INT. HOTEL ROOM, FRIDAY NIGHT, ~1AM

IAN: Eric, I need you to tell me that you're confident that I can make the cut.

[LONG, PREGNANT PAUSE]

ERIC: ...what do you mean by confident?

DECKBUILDING / STRATEGY / GAMEPLAY TIPS

Just kill 'em, dummy!

THE IMPORTANT STUFF

SH*UT *UTS

Eric - love you with everything i've got. i said it a million times so here's 1,000,001 - so proud of you this weekend. thanks for giving me the hosh and the confidence to play it. thanks for begging me to switch off the NEH and play ob instead. thanks for everything <3

CTZ - you already know

Jeff - you said it best, it would be impossible to top the vibes from this event. couldn't ask for a better teammate, opponent, friend

Rob/Jonas/Dan - thanks for trying to fuck up the NEH real hard (but seriously mindscaping makes the deck work i love you all)

Snarebears - infinite love

Brandon - my once and future king

Haydog - was incredible meeting you this weekend. <3 <3 <3 i see where eric gets all his best attributes

Sam - unbelievable job running the event. incredible kind energy. thank you for the stream

Josh - GO _ TO _ OTG love you orbs

Kris/Tzeentchling - what a pleasure to hang out this weekend

Stream Commentators - y'all kill it every single time

Cranked - sh*ut *uts to cranked

Ben - i miss you already #coloradoworlds

Charlie - ur fuckin good m8

Gaurav - u2

FireRL - epitome of class. incredible game, stunned you sniffed out the deck mid-game, i am a lucksack who did not deserve this win

Cephalopod Wizard/Justin - incredible job judging all weekend. A+++++++

Jan Tuno - thanks for the hosh list. i cut the labor rights and put in 3 dirty laundries. good list 10/10

Mox - one of the best venues i've ever played at #sofreshandsocleanclean

Unband - more like bunsband

Muntal Bost - more like bunstal cheeks (my warmest regards to Mr. Muntal)

House Hippos - more like mouse nipples

FAB casino - dingdingdingdingdingdingding

bdea bdea bdea that's all folks