Donald Trump's Gagarin

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Friends, we have runners coming into our servers, looking to steal all our agendas. Look at Haas-Bioroid, look at what happened what happened with Haas Bioroid, with runners using Şifr and Parasite, and look, look at what happened to their ice, poof, it was gone, and yeah I know there has been an updated MWL, and there have been changes, changes that I fully support, for the record, but I do think, I really do think Corporations need to take measures against these nasty runner tactics because there is tremendous hatred out there for Corporations with big ice, a tremendous hatred, and I do believe if we pull together we can put a stop to it. I really do.

And what I want to do is - well, you can't solve a problem without knowing the root cause, and I wanna find out what is the problem - what's going on. So we've got Sandburg, have you heard about Sandburg? Sandburg is great. Sandburg is terrific. Sandburg is the card that will make Corporations great again. Do you want to know why? Because it feeds into the very core of what we're here to do. And we're here to win. We are winners. And you don't win if you don't set out to win. I'm a winner. My wife knows it, you know it, the runner knows it.

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And do you know what I would do? I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great Self-Adapting Code Wall in front of our servers and I'll have the runner pay for that wall.

And you know, the people, they're friends of mine, I spoke to some clones the other day, and they told me, Donald, we will support you. When the time comes, we are all behind you. The bankers, the clones, bioroids, the miners, they've all lent me their support, and let me tell you it has been tremendous, and they just keep coming back, all of them they just keep on coming back. It is so great, so so great.

And that's why I support the latest MWL, because we need to ban these runners, these people, until we can figure out what's going on. And if any of them do show up, well we have measures to deal with that, because we are a great Corporation and the world knows it.

I'm certainly planning to score agendas, and every one of them, every last one of them will bring money into our Corporation, let me tell you, I scored one agenda just the other day, it was terrific, and the wall, hey, you know, the wall just got ten feet taller. It was tremendous. So so great.

So let's do this together, let's keep the runners out, let's work together, and let's make Gagarin great again. You've been a wonderful audience, it has been terrific, thank you, thank you and goodnight.

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7 comments
26 Apr 2017 RKruler14

;-;

26 Apr 2017 CaKnuckleguy

Andrew, I swear to gord if this is you...

28 Apr 2017 Manu l Humain

Great writing, I can hear Trump's voice !

28 Apr 2017 17thknight

Which card do I use to sexually assault the runner?

1 May 2017 Crowe

When you've got Ark Lockdown they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the Levy. You can do anything.

2 Jun 2017 Koriath

This is amazing. Someone actually made a deck about building a wall as cheap as possible and then piling up money so the wall gets higher and higher until the runner can't get in. Great job and great write up.

1 Jul 2017 erasurehead

frickin' hilarious.