The Inside woman

When you can't bypass ices, you're locked out.
When you're locked out, you get stressed.
When you get stressed you need to relax.
When you need to relax, you go to Wyldside
When you go to Wyldside, you get punched by an angry guy named Kim.

Don't get punched by an angry guy name Kim!
Install Security Nexus.

When you have to pay for traces, you are taxed dry.
When you are taxed dry, you need money. When you need money, you siphon Weyland's bank account.
When you siphon Weyland's bank account, you get tagged.
When you get tagged, your house explodes.

Don't have your house explode!
Install Rabbit Hole.

When you access only one project at a time, you miss an astroscript.
When you miss an astroscript, the corp gets ahead.
When the corps gets ahead, you need to act fast.
When you need to act fast, you get traced.
When you get traced, you need to disapear.

Don't disapear!
Run Legwork.

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