Sinclair Solutions Advanced Protector Series

Hello, citizen! Do you feel unsafe? Are you constantly looking over your shoulder? Does the echo of a Splicer's shout chill your blood? Well, worry no longer! We here at Sinclair Solutions are proud to unveil the marketing campaign for our new protector series. Through rigorous testing, top-secret projects, and continual design improvements, we have developed the penultimate protector line.

Through a combination of Gil Alexander's masterful research, numerous executive R&D sessions, and generous contributions from our own Andrew Ryan, we have improved on virtually every aspect of our previous series. Utilizing top-of-the-line pheromone technology, these Big Daddies will obey you unquestioningly, preventing outside interference.

First is the Rosie, a reimagined classic. No matter how advanced your enemies' weaponry is, this model will make short work of it.

Next, the Bouncer, a staunch defender of hearth and home. What it lacks in personality is more than made up for with stopping power.

Next, we have the Rumbler. If your lifestyle involves high-risk locales, like Eve's Garden, this protector has ample defensive and offensive capabilities.

Finally, we have the Lancer. When tearing your enemies to bits is of the utmost importance, this model's industrial laser technology will make short work of any Splicer that crosses your path.

But wait...that's not all! Hold onto your hats, folks, because the best is yet to come. Not only are our most advanced protectors now available to the public, but we're releasing a new plasmid: Mutate! Powered by ADAM, this new product will allow you to upgrade your old models in a snap!

Now, we've heard the ramblings from the rumor mill about Atlas, the man supposedly making personal sacrifices to save the forgotten citizens of Rapture. He'll tell you these protectors are dangerous, and that you should beware of Andrew Ryan, of all people! Believe us when we tell you, his "Home for the Poor" is little more than a tool to control you and your neighbors. His "downtrodden" are the very reason to invest in Sinclair Solutions' protector line, assuring your family's safety and prosperity. So, ask yourself, friend: What price are you willing to pay to protect your family? With a Sinclair Solutions product at your side, rest assured that your money is well-spent.