Heroes of Rapture - The Playboy

Audio Logs of Oscar Calraca, Rapture, circa 1958

“I got me a handsome collection of felines, topside, of all shapes and sizes. Ain’t no woman alive could part me from my pussy cats. And here’s ol’ Andy Ryan tryin’ to tell me I can’t bring my babies down here? Well, sorry Andy, but you are not my daddy! No man tells me what I can or can’t do!”

“I’ve never known a problem can’t be solved with the right kind of party. Met a man named Franky Fontaine at my shindig last night. Ol’ Franky’s gonna help me get my contraband kitties down here! Mmm, mmm, hm, hm! And he brought somethin’ new to the party, as well. Somethin’ positively scandalous! Some kinda wonder drug called ADAM.”

“Mister Boots, why’d you have to do me that way?! I only wanted to grow you some tiger stripes, but that wasn’t enough for you! You know daddy’s ADAM is off-limits to pussy cats, but you were wild for it! Oh, it hurt me to do it…but I swear, tomorrow, I’m gonna grow me some claws in your honor.”