BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF ASSET SPAM

Your local meta lies in ruins. Quicker than the eye could detect, it happened. Gagarin Asset Spam Murder came into power, leaving all of your friends either dead or under its boot. You alone ran from it, frantically searching for one thing that just might work. Out of the corner of your eye, you spy it. Dust settled on the ancient glass, a sign of simpler times where a runner could forget the letters S-I-U. You dust it off and read the warning:

DO NOT OPEN UNLESS ASSET SPAM HAS TAKEN OVER

You shatter the glass with a fist and pull out the instructions for this panacea.

INSTRUCTIONS:

DEPLOY VIRUS MAN v2 AND LOAD WITH MONEY TO PREVENT SIU TRACES

USE QIANJU PT TO AVOID ONE (1) TAG WHEN LOW ON FUNDS AND UNABLE TO CLEAR SIU

DISMANTLE ASSET ECONOMY WITH FREEDOM'S ABILITY, HIJACKED ROUTER, VBG, AND WANTON DESTRUCTION TO DELETE ANY AND ALL THREATS

IN CASE OF EXTREME DURESS USE BY ANY MEANS WITH ADEQUATE CAUTION

You look skeptically at the box containing this Freedom deck. Will it be enough to stem the tide? These instructions seem to be written by a madman who didn't understand his windows against HHN adequately. Just maybe this will help...