Legality (show more) |
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Standard Ban List 23.09 (latest) |
Standard Ban List 23.08 (active) |
Rotation |
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Pre-rotation decklist |
Packs |
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Creation and Control |
The Spaces Between |
Up and Over |
Order and Chaos |
Democracy and Dogma |
Escalation |
Crimson Dust |
Kampala Ascendent |
Magnum Opus |
System Core 2019 |
Downfall |
Card draw simulator |
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Odds: 0% – 0% – 0% more
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Repartition by Cost |
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Repartition by Strength |
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Derived from |
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None. Self-made deck here. |
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BD Eddie | 1 | 1 | 0 |
DERBY v2 5/11 GS GNK | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Demolition Party | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Hammer To Fall (20)46 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Edward Kim | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Include in your page (help) |
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Tired of spiders? Having trouble getting into Mexico? Creepy birds following you around? Or are some fucking robots just fucking you up?
Then come to the DEMOLITION DERBY!! You can knock out ALL those dudes and we will PAY YOU FOR IT!!
Get those assassins off your back. Mess around with reporters. Hell, you can straight up murder some wall street scumbags with a GODDAMN HAMMER!!
You can also just use your smashy computer and we will STILL pay you!!
Some chick with a gun? Shoot her back and gain a buck!
More fucking robots? Disassemble them and gain a buck!
Mad Scientist doing dumb shit? Break his flux capacitor and gain a buck!
Heat seeking missile aimed at your house? Knock it out of the sky and GAIN A BUCK!!
If you not satisfied with fucking up dudes on the ground, we will shoot you through a portal into space and you can fuck up whatever you see before you fall back down!! Did we also mention you can score hot babes and do drugs?
So come on down to the DEMOLITION DERBY!! You can smash shit up and we will PAY YOU FOR IT!!!
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13 comments |
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11 Apr 2019
mystermerry
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13 Apr 2019
groenkaaf
have you considered adding a baba yaga so you can use the stargate on any server? |
15 Apr 2019
Ensu
Also.... since when is John Mass a "hot babe"? |
16 Apr 2019
Cpt_nice
At OP: great write-up |
lol, love the description <3