I’ve lost control of my life (Second @ White Bear Lake CO)

I don’t even know what I’m doing with this list. So I didn’t know about this tournament until last tuesday, when I was asked by Stwyde if I was going and I realized I needed to have a deck by then. I didn’t have time to actually do any prep until thursday and then I spent friday sleeving. My girls deck is based on She/Hermes by @Harp, but I put in less bad cards (DJ Fenris, Stoneship Chart Room, Self-modifying Code) and more good cards (Dr. Nuka Vrolyck, Nyashia, it’s free money). I tried to stick a Harmony AR Therapy in there I didn’t burn through the deck fast enough to justify running it. I still think that maybe it could work in girls in general as a diet Ashen Epilogue, although maybe it’s too slow. The games were fun! I only lost to Issuaq, which was kinda on me but I’m also not really good at playing against Jinteki in general. My corp deck was yellow PD with an Enigma instead of an F2P, so that’s something I guess. That was also a fun deck. I managed to ruin a guy so much that on like turn 6, I pointed at a freshly bounced board and said “Hey look, you’re back to turn 1!” I spent the rest of the game playing solitaire. The moral of the story is that girls is good and pd is good so obviously that’s all anyone should be bringing to stuff. It’s the way netrunner was meant to be played. Maybe NSG should just embrace that and announce that they’re officially banning every other deck so everyone can play the game as it was intended to be played by God himself. Thanks to Harmonbee and jan tuno for listening to my unhinged rants about cards I think would be funny to put in girls, as well as for being very cute and nice. Also kudos to Chris Mayfield for his cool jank Mwanza City Grid Thule Subsea: Safety Below deck that was supposed to hit me with 6 Snare accesses but instead I loaded up on so many agendas that I stopped being able to pay the toll. Love all y’all.